Let's Start a Riot

Not that I have a heart to begin with.

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I’ve seen many more people say something rubbish like this, so here I am, tossing my two cents.
Dickfaces, here’s a news flash, you don’t have to play the game, you know. You choose to. So if you’re getting “tired of playing as Ezio Auditore”, why don’t you just quit, huh? Nobody forces you to play it. And if you’re now going to whine about how you want to know what happens in the main plot or the universe or whatever bullshit, then I say to you: there are plenty of walk- and playthroughs on YouTube and where-ever. Go watch those. Or go read a Wikipedia article. There’s also an Assassin’s Creed Wikia out, did you know that?
Second of all, it’s not really a coincidence that out of the four games so far, three are mainly about Ezio. Subject 16 was forced, by Abstergo Industries, to relive the memories of his ancestor, Ezio Auditore, who the Templars knew had located the Vault during his lifetime. Then, as you may or may not recall, Subject 16 kind of killed himself, thus leaving the Templars without the location of the Vault. However, they learned of another Assassin - Altaïr, of course - had once held a Piece of Eden.
It’s a fact: Ezio was Abstergo’s/the Templar’s first interest. Not Altaïr. So it’s only natural that three out of four games involve him.
So do you have reason to whine? No. Not really. There are plenty of other games out there (95% not even worth playing compared to this, but whatever, that’s just my opinion) that you can play instead of this, with a lot of undeveloped, shallow and perhaps more interesting characters for you.
Hands down. Ezio is badass and if you’re tired of playing him, then you’ve just got nothing better to whine about.

I’ve seen many more people say something rubbish like this, so here I am, tossing my two cents.

Dickfaces, here’s a news flash, you don’t have to play the game, you know. You choose to. So if you’re getting “tired of playing as Ezio Auditore”, why don’t you just quit, huh? Nobody forces you to play it. And if you’re now going to whine about how you want to know what happens in the main plot or the universe or whatever bullshit, then I say to you: there are plenty of walk- and playthroughs on YouTube and where-ever. Go watch those. Or go read a Wikipedia article. There’s also an Assassin’s Creed Wikia out, did you know that?

Second of all, it’s not really a coincidence that out of the four games so far, three are mainly about Ezio. Subject 16 was forced, by Abstergo Industries, to relive the memories of his ancestor, Ezio Auditore, who the Templars knew had located the Vault during his lifetime. Then, as you may or may not recall, Subject 16 kind of killed himself, thus leaving the Templars without the location of the Vault. However, they learned of another Assassin - Altaïr, of course - had once held a Piece of Eden.

It’s a fact: Ezio was Abstergo’s/the Templar’s first interest. Not Altaïr. So it’s only natural that three out of four games involve him.

So do you have reason to whine? No. Not really. There are plenty of other games out there (95% not even worth playing compared to this, but whatever, that’s just my opinion) that you can play instead of this, with a lot of undeveloped, shallow and perhaps more interesting characters for you.

Hands down. Ezio is badass and if you’re tired of playing him, then you’ve just got nothing better to whine about.

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  1. repeattplease reblogged this from luckybastarrd and added:
    THIS. I love Ezio but c’mon. Enough is enough.
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  9. solaciolum reblogged this from enrychan and added:
    Really? Okay, granted, an anonymous confession image that doesn’t explain why the OP is tired of playing as Ezio doesn’t...
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  14. shattered-visions reblogged this from dreamsindigital- and added:
    Slightly amused at what this one confession has caused. I already gave my opinion so I think I’ll just stand back and...
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  16. the-mclemon reblogged this from nyiro and added:
    I object to this rant. When AC2 was brought out there was no mention of an “Ezio trilogy”, and it was expected - and...
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  19. alsonotcodybliss reblogged this from giantfuckbots1 and added:
    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nigga you gay. Ezio is beast :D Haters gonna hate. Assassins… gonna assassinate..
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  21. enrychan reblogged this from nyiro and added:
    I agree. Speaking of which, isn’t it strange that the Templars used Desmond to retrieve Altair’s memories and not...
  22. giantfuckbots1 reblogged this from arya-underfoots and added:
    ^^^^Yes, I hate Ezio he just pisses me off! I love the series, but Ezio just really isn’t an assassin. He was basically...
  23. arya-underfoots reblogged this from nyiro and added:
    Wow. That’s fucking bullshit. Whoever just ranted about that is a fucking dick. That’s one of the most closed-minded...
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  26. shittinghorses reblogged this from solitary-host and added:
    ^^^^^^
  27. isthataunicorn reblogged this from beiricordi and added:
    I’m no huge Assassins Creed fan, but I’ve beaten them all. And I enjoy them a lot. But the thing that made ACII amazing,...
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  30. leafyknockouts reblogged this from asteriskos and added:
    Sorry let me just, butt in here. I fucking love Ezio, really I do. What I particularly liked about Ezio was that we got...
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