Battle of Wits

I believe it was Shakespeare who said "crap".

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ilikelookingatnakedmen:

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

reblogging for my followers who would like a new avatar

also I nearly typed “for my flowers” YOU’RE ALL MY FLOWERS

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castielsteenwolf:

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

Im alive because of this video

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skyphoi:

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