Battle of Wits

I believe it was Shakespeare who said "crap".

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brownnipplebraggadocio:

kamabr:

sometimes he wants to sing but he’s really tired and this happens

Current feelings.

(via edennova)

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science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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(via villainoustyranny)

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papermonkeyism:

Woop, I should probably put this here too. Keeping up with progress is probably kinda easier when there’s progress to show. Maybe.

Walk done!